Your data, plainly.

The formal privacy notice is being prepared with counsel and will live here before launch. Until then, this is the plain-language summary of what we've already promised — it's a promise, not the legal text.

First, the sentence worth screenshotting

Nothing your children say is captured, ever. There is no microphone in this product — Snib speaks when you press, he never hears the room. That is an engineering fact, not a settings toggle.
The name you type on our homepage stays on your screen — it is never sent to us.
No cookies for tracking, no ads, no profiling, no selling or sharing data — ever.

Everything the order form asks — why, and when it goes

What we ask	Why	When it goes
The birthday hero’s first name, and how to say it	It’s the heart of the product — Snib calls them by name	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
Their age	Tunes the adventure to 5–7 or 8–11	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
Their world, and what they’re maddest about	The story is built around it	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
Adventure shape (length · indoor/outdoor · difficulty)	Sizes the games to your space and your herd	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
A favourite toy and a pet’s name (optional)	Cameo roles in the story	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
Guests’ first names	Printed on badges, certificates and invitations — never spoken in audio recordings of other people’s children beyond the ceremony honours you approve in your preview	Used once for your kit’s pieces; gone with the adventure at 14 days — never kept, never reused
Siblings’ first names and ages (optional)	So even the little ones get a part that fits	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
Veterans — guests who’ve been to one of these parties before (optional, first names)	They get a named job on the day. You tell us fresh each time, because we keep nothing between parties — we genuinely won’t remember	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party — never carried to the next order
The free-text box and any catchphrase	The bit only you know — read by the real person who builds the party	The raw text is deleted once that person has read it into the build record; the record goes with the adventure at 14 days
Party date and times	The build clock: preview by 3 days before, changes close 48 hours before	Deleted with the order record, 30 days after the party
Your address	Printed on the run-sheet so the hunt fits your home — never published	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
RSVP contact and date	Printed on the invitations, exactly as you type them	Removed with the adventure, 14 days after the party
Your email (taken by Stripe at payment)	Your receipt, your preview link, and nothing else — no marketing without a separate, explicit yes	Deleted with the order record, 30 days after the party
Payment details	Handled entirely by Stripe on Stripe’s own pages	They never touch our site at all

The one retention truth, in a sentence: everything that makes the adventure is removed 14 days after the party; the order record itself (that you bought, when, and how to reach you) is deleted 30 days after the party; guests’ first names are used once for your kit and are never kept or reused. Where other pages say ‘never retained’ or ‘deleted on schedule’, this table is the schedule they mean.

The voice, plainly

Snib’s voice is a synthesised voice, created with ElevenLabs (our voice processor, under contract) and locked before your party — every word written by people, checked by a person, and fixed before the day. Nothing is generated live, and there is no mode in which he improvises with children.
First names and pronunciation notes go to ElevenLabs only to make those locked lines, and are deleted on the schedule above.
Payments are handled entirely by Stripe on Stripe’s own pages; card details never touch our site.

Built for UK GDPR, PECR and the Children’s Code — and we treat those as the floor, not the ceiling.